Personal & Technology 04 Mar 2007 01:05 am

This is what happens when I mix life with EtOH

No really, it's quite awful. I pounded this out in less than five minutes. I'm sure some pieces don't make sense. For instance, Life is undefined.

Maybe that's the secret to being a great computer scientist for me: more alcohol. Good lord.

#include <iostream>
using namespace::std;

void die()
{
	Life l = null;
}

void death(string means, string last_words)
{
	die();
}

void bliss(string type, int number_of_children, string type_of_life)
{

}

int main()
{
	string answer;
	cout < < "Will you marry me? ";
	cin >> answer;
	if (answer == "yes")
	{
		bliss("wedded", 0, "world domination");
	}
	else if (answer == "no")
	{
		death("suicide", "I love you, Athena.");
	}
	return 0;
}

Today is the first day I've written code in 3.5 years. Odd that I've missed it.

2 Responses to “This is what happens when I mix life with EtOH”

  1. on 04 Mar 2007 at 8:57 am 1.Rian said …

    And by the way, now that it is morning, I should let you all know that I am not suicidal, and that I would never off myself if a girl turned me down.

    This code was written to demonstrate how functions work, and what they look like. If was the best I could come up with at the time.

    (Why am I writing a disclaimer on my own blog?)

  2. on 06 Mar 2007 at 10:13 am 2.Kat said …

    Yah, yah. Hey- the next program you write should have something to do with yah's, yah???

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