Culture & Random 23 Apr 2007 08:56 am
"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out."
- Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
- Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "Jack Bauer".
- In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
